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The above unauthorized photograph of CO149 was taken from a video
monitor during a teleconferencing session at a large Seattle skyscraper.
The now-recycled photographer was located at a distance of approximately
400 meters from the teleconferencing site. The photograph has been
enhanced with false color imagery to attempt to determine the true
features of CO149.
CO149 laughs at these puny attempts to get his visage on film and before
the public and is permitting publication of this image to demonstrate
the futility of this act.
Pseudobot CO149
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Welcome to my webpage. You will not be required (or even
permitted) to register to access the rest of the site.
We know who you are, anyway.
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Allow me to introduce myself. I am Pseudobot CO149, an autonomous organic
worker drone currently providing consultative labor to
Muppetlabs, Inc. pertaining to the
history and philosophy of Stuff.
To provide myself with a means of accessing relevant information about the
Stuff my duties require, I have taken a surreptitious identity as a
[CO149 has reported for reassignment as of 4 May 2007]
under the pseudonym
Chris Osburn. For
more information on how I assumed this identity (and how I manage to
maintain it in the face of staggering Human inquisitiveness), click
here.
Certain government agencies have determined it meet and fit to certify
my competence in various activities. These certificates enable me to
collect and process stuff in ways that other mortals cannot. Click
here to view my official certificates.
I currently reside at a remote bio-habitation unit in the southern reaches
of Seattle City-state on Earth, where I share my scarce idle processes
with a research drone, two autonomous feliniform observers, and a large,
disheveled biomass residing in my groundcar port.
Stuff Projects:
Pseudobot CO149 /
Seattle, Washington, USA, Earth /
chris [whirlpool] muppetlabs [spot] com
30M4BAH
